As a little boy climbed onto Santa's lap, Santa asked the usual, "And what would you like for Christmas?"
The child stared at him open mouthed and horrified for a minute, then gasped, "Didn't you get my E-mail?"
Do you know what would have happened if it had been Three Wise Women instead of Three Wise Men?
..They would have asked directions,Arrived on time, Helped deliver the baby, Cleaned the stable, Made a casserole, and,
Brought practical gifts.
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“Give me the end of the year and its fun When most of the planting and toiling is done; Bring all the wanderers home to the nest, Let me sit down with the ones I love best, Hear the old voices still ringing with song, See the old faces unblemished by wrong, See the old table with all of its chairs And I’ll put soul in my Thanksgiving prayers. ~Edgar Albert Guest (1881-1959)"
Holiday Fruit Cake Recipe You will need the following: A cup of water, a cup of sugar, four large brown eggs, two cups of dried fruit, a teaspoon of salt, a cup of brown sugar, lemon juice, nuts, and a bottle of whiskey. Sample the whiskey and check for quality.
Take a large bowl. Check the whiskey again. To be sure it is the
highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer, beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar and beat again.
Make sure the whiskey is still okay. Cry another tup. Turn off the mixer. Beat two leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Mix on the tuner. If the fired druit gets stuck in the beaterers, pry it loose with a drewscriver.
Sample the whiskey and check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Who cares? Check the whiskey. Now sift the lemon uice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Spoon. Of sugar of something. Whatever you find. Grease the oven. Turn the cake tin to 350 degrees. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Throw the bowl out of the window. Check the
whiskey again and go to bed. (Author: Unknown through email)
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A Bell Had I the power To cast a bell that should from some grand tower, At the first Christmas hour, Outring, And fling A jubilant message wide, The forg&#euml;d metals should be thus allied:- No iron Pride, But soft Humility, and rich-veined Hope Cleft from a sunny slope; And there should be White Charity, And silvery Love, that knows not Doubt nor Fear, To make the peal more clear; And then to firmly fix the fine alloy, There should be Joy!
~Clinton Scollard
"Christmas is not a date. It is a state of mind." ~Mary Ellen Chase
"... When you ask God for a gift, Be thankful if he sends, Not diamonds, pearls or riches, but the love of real true friends." ~Helen Steiner Rice
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One beautiful December evening Huan Cho and his girlfriend Jung Lee were sitting by the side of the ocean. It was a romantic full moon, when Huan Cho said "Hey baby, let's play Wee wee chu." ~
"Oh no, not now, lets look at the moon" said Jung Lee. "Oh, c'mon
baby, let's you and I play Wee wee chu. I love you and it's the perfect time," Huan Cho begged. "But I rather just hold your hand and watch the moon." -
"Please Jung Lee, just once play Wee wee chu with me." Jung Lee
looked at Huan Chi and said, "OK, we'll play Wee wee chu."
Huan Cho grabbed his guitar and they both sang.....
"Wee wee chu a Merry Christmas, Wee wee chu a Merry Christmas, Wee wee chu a Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year." ~
AND SO DO I!
The new Year: It is Year 2005 and 4702 by Chinese calendar. It is the Year of the Rooster.
We have a new leader for Home land Security. Wow, hes incharge of all security. Even syber space. And terriosts. I would never sleep. New Year's Resolution. Every year I wish to become more organized. Every year I get a little better. That scary
in itself because I still have a long way to go..Yiks.
Auld Lang Syne
Should auld acquaintance be forgot
And never brought to mind? Should auld acquaintance be forgot And days of auld lang syne?
Chorus For auld lang syne, my dear, For auld lang syne
We'll tak' a cup o' kindness yet
For auld lang syne.
We twa hae run about the braes
And pu'd the gowans fine But we've wander'd mony a weary foot Sin' auld lang syne.
We twa hae paidl't in the burn Frae morning sun till dine But seas between us braid hae roar'd Sin' auld lang syne.
And surely ye'll be your pint stoup And surely I'll be mine And we'll tak' a cup o' kindness yet For auld lang syne.
Happy Holiday ! Happy New Year!
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"Have A WONDERFUL & Happy Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, Yenu Iwe Na Heri, Merry Christmas and
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"I will honor Christmas in my heart,
and try to keep it all year"
~Charles Dickens
And The Time Of our Lives
These Are The Time Of our Lives
For You and I
Why do I feel what I feel when I cry while you cry
When I feel far away and yet so close
The sound of your voice
It can make me fly and can make me sigh
You are such an emotional person it comes through me So strong How do you do it
And you think that I'm stronger I know
We need one another You and I
Lets go see a sunset or walk in the woods
or on the beach
Look up to the stars or the moon in the sky
Whether we are together or apart A bond has grown
It's you and And The Time Of Our Lives
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