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Susan

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Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?
« Reply #15 on: July 13, 2015, 12:41:20 PM »

Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?

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A blind man enters a downtown bar.


After climbing on a stool at the bar, he yells to the bartender:

"Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"






The entire place becomes so quiet you could hear a pin drop.



In a deep, husky voice, the woman sitting next to him says,



"Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it's only fair.... given that you are blind....that you should know five things:



Number 1: I'm a 6-foot-tall, 175-lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.



Number 2: The bartender is a blonde girl who keeps a baseball bat under the counter.



Number 3: The lady to your right is a blonde champion wrestler.


Number 4: The woman sitting next to me is a blonde professional weightlifter.




And number 5: The bouncer is a blonde woman who once killed a man in self-defence!





Now, think about it seriously, mister. Do ya still wanna tell that blonde joke?"



The blind man thinks for a second, then shakes his head, and mutters,





"Nah.. . not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times !."




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