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On the Turnpike
« on: September 04, 2014, 05:41:36 PM »

On the Turnpike

 Modern-day miracles, it seems, do occur -- and in the strangest places. A Christian evangelist driving down a Virginia turnpike and are  pulled over for speeding.

 The trooper smells alcohol in the vehicle and sees an empty wine bottle on the floor. The officer asks the cleric: "Have you been drinking, sir?" "Only water, officer," the minister says. "Then why do I distinctly smell wine in your car?

The minister looks at the bottle and says, "Good Lord! He's done it again!"