Top 10 Ways Star Wars kicks ass over Star Trek"

 

10. In Star Wars, every planet they go to looks cool and has neat aliens. In "Star Trek," every planet looks like a blue-screened backlot and all the aliens are extras Gene Roddenberry slept with.

 

9. No lame-ass "Prime Directive" stopping you from whipping ass.

 

8. When ships get hit in Star Wars, everyone rolls in the same direction.

 

7. Stormtroopers may not be able to hit the broadside of a barn, but they're still a lot more threatening than a spacefaring Abraham Lincoln.

 

6. In Star Wars, all chicks are fair game. Heck, even your sister.

 

5. Han Solo never had to degrade himself by shooting a baggy-suited reptilian alien with a hollow log and some charcoal.

 

4. You can safely wear a red shirt in Star Wars.

 

3. Luke Skywalker could kick Wesley Crusher's ass with one hand tied behind his back. Hell, Luke's cut-off hand could kick Wesley's ass with itself tied behind its back.

 

2. Kirk would have just used the Force to "get some."

 

1. Roddenberry=dead. Lucas=genius.

 

Humor

Don't Ask
Click here for Luv's Creations!
Click here for The Snowglobe of the Month!

A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses.
She started her class by saying,
"Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!" After a few seconds, Little Davie stood up.
The teacher said,
"Do you think you're stupid, Little Davie?"
"No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!">


Are You Kathlick?

Three little boys were concerned
because they couldn't get anyone to play with them.
They decided it was because they had not been baptized
and didn't go to Sunday School.

So they went to the nearest church.
Only the janitor was there.

One little boy said,
"We need to be baptized
because no one will come out and play with us.
Will you baptize us?"
"Sure," said the janitor.

He took them into the bathroom
and dunked their little heads in the toilet bowl one at a time.
Then he said, "You are now baptized!".

"When they got outside,
one of them asked,
"What religion do you think we are?"
The oldest one said,
"We're not Kathlick, .because they pour the water on you."
"We're not Babtis, .because they dunk all of you in the water."
"We're not Methdiss, ......because they just sprinkle water on you."
The littlest one said,
"Didn't you smell that water!"
They all joined in asking,
"Yeah! What do you think that means?"

"I think it means we're Pisscopailians." ~ haha ~


A magician worked on a cruise ship. The audience was different each week so the magician did the same tricks over and over again. There was only one problem: the captain's parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the magician did every trick.

Once the parrot understood the tricks, he started shouting in the middle of the show. "Look, it's not the same hat!" or, "Look, he's hiding the flowers under the table!" or, "Hey, why are all the cards the ace of spades?" The magician was furious, but couldn't do anything. It was,after all, the captain's parrot.

Then one stormy night on the Pacific, the ship unfortunately sank, drowning almost all who were on board. The magician luckily found himself on a piece of wood floating in the middle of the sea with, as fate would have it, the parrot.

They stared at each other with hatred but did not utter a word. This went on for a day... and then 2 days... and then 3 days. Finally, on the 4th day, the parrot could not hold it back any longer and said, "OK, I give up. Where's the ship?"

:0) Its a Joke! :0)

 

Dove of Peace


Rosei Parot
"We have variety pages, information, news and resources! With lots to see and do. Enjoy your saty and may your day have smooth sailing! May your day be uplifted from start to end and filled with sunshine and warmth, joy and happiness and be untroubled and serene in all that you do. Thank you for joining us and for visiting our family friendly, multi functional web site portal. Enjoy your stay.

SITE MAP
Home a2000greetings.com

About Us

U.K.

National Anthem of the Republic of Ireland

Shopping easy

Shop

Our Web Sites

Awards We Received

Win the Great Website Award

a2000greetings Community Forum

 

USA

United States Of America Information

The Declaration Of Independence

Signers Of The Declaration Of Independence

Pledge Of Allegiance

 

Entertainment

Entertainment

Entertainment Trivia Quizzes

Brain

Puzzle IQ Test Brain Test Young

Free

News

Sports News

Football

Weather News & Photo's

Business

Finance

Investors Confuse The Familiar With The Safe

Public Relations ( press release )

Aerospace Defense Plus Alternative Medicine Information and News

Get to know Jerrie Cobb

Harry Potter

Today's Video

Horoscope

Don't Ask

carousel
Carousel Carousels The Golden Age

Toys

 

Poetry

Desiderata

Cowboy Dreams Poem

An Old Lady's Poem

Lend Me A Pup

Wolf Poem Miracles In the Snow

She Walks In Beauty

 

Animals of the World

Navicular Disease Horses

A dog sits waiting Poem

Dog Smart Grooming And Boarding Needs

Dog Mange

Animals Senses Sixth Senses

The Wolves Legend of Two Wolves

Holistic Approach to Pet Health Care

Butterflies

Animal Meaning Spirit Animal Totem

Poem Lend Me A Pup

Golden Retriever Irish Setter Magic

Organizing Your Dog/Cat Stuff

 

HUMOR / Comedy / JOKES
Humor

Dear Tech Support Joke

Five Houses of Worship with Squirrels

Police Man Did You Laugh Today

Top 10 Things only Women Understand

Both politicians and diapers

Funny Pocket Tazer Stun Gun Story

Hair Removal Joke

Some Deep thinking from George Carlin

 

Family Resources

tiny angel dustings Children's Safety Helping Kids at a2000greetings Helping children with a personal touch, children's safety. A200greetings has information for helping kids around the world. Protect kids for generations.

There Must Be No More Carlies, Article by: Linda Spagnoli

PEOPLE HELPING PEOPLE For Humanity

Hepatitis C Awareness

Conditions And Diseases

On Coronavirus COVID-19

 

INDIAN
American Indian Information

The Dream Catcher

Indian Search Puzzle Printable

Hope For One Another

Wolves In Native American Folklore

Books and author of best native American fiction in 2011.

 

Bridal and Wedding
Planning a Wedding and Organizing a Bridal Shower

Dress the Bride Game

Brides Maids Dress Up Game Play

 

Games
Toys
Games

Games 2

Family Resorces

Games for Kids

Games, Puzzles & Simulations

Nuts and Scrap Game Fun

Play Glitter Game

Play Shrek Forever After Puzzle

Play Santa Bals 2 Game

Play Tetris Tetricopy Explorer

 

Puzzles
Puzzle IQ Test

Crossword Puzzles Daily Online Play

Sudoku Puzzle Play

Indian word search puzzle Printable

Barack Obama Jigsaw Puzzle

Angel Jigsaw Puzzle

Puzzle Software Puzzle Applet Puzzle World Games

Check our holiday section for lots more puzzles.

 

Casino
Casino Game Fun

Gambling news

Casino Review

Lottery Results

Gambling Casino Articles

 

Software
Software Products

Video Software & Encoders

Multimedia Design

Recover Software and Trials

Web Site Management Software at a2000greetings

Software : Audio : Featured Tracks

Screensavers And Wallpapers

Study Guides

Palm Device & Pocket Games

Excellent Web Cam Download

Direct Downloads

Downloads

Free Downloads

Art Graphics Resource

Digital Downloadable Ebooks

Virus Information and Products

Collage Maker Software

Business for Windows Based Software

iPhone software

Automation schedule recurring tasks Workshop Software

DVD 2 Ipod
Video Converter

Convert animated GIFs to Adobe SWF file format

Free RX Discount Card Printer Friendly

 

Articles
Get to know Jerrie Cobb
Who's Driving the Bus?

Holistic Approach to Pet Health Care

Dog smart policy for your dogs grooming and boarding needs Basics of Dog Training

Organize Your Stuf Five Minute Organizing

Gifts for him or her for the Holiday's

Spam from Hell

What Men Really Don't
Want for Fathers Day

15 Minutes A Day To Organizing Your Home Office - Advanced tasks and schedules manager software

Website Usability Leads to Conversions

Increase Your Web Site
Traffic By Using
Keyword Articles

How to Build a Website Around Keywords

How to Increase the Ranking of Your
Page

The Perfect Book and Where to Find It

How To Create Multiple Streams of Online Income

One of my favorite things about being an Internet Entrepreneur is that I can literally wake up in the morning with an idea for a new product and have it become a reality by the afternoon. Or I can find new ways to promote an existing product. Or I can join a new affiliate program or pursue a joint venture. Every time I repeat this process I create a new stream of income to add to my existing revenue base.
Read more;

Labor in America

 

The Perfect Home Based Business
Are you looking for a Business you can Work at Home? Did you know that a Work at Home Business is the dream of millions of Americans, and millions more world wide? It is estimated that over 68% of us will have some kind of Home Business to help supplement our income. Plus, numerous surveys show that a Business of your own is still the #1 way for the average person to achieve financial freedom and independence.
Read-More The Perfect Home Based Business

 

a2000 Greetings Flash Games
Helps tens thousands amateurs and professionals involved in stock photography in preparing and uploading their images to leading stock photo agencies.. a2000 Greetings Flash Games

 

How To Market Your Home Business On A Shoestring Budget

Ways To Generate Online Income

Self Publishing for profit and pleasure

Creating Your Professional Image on the Internet

Design Solutions-Take
your website to a new height

How To Set Up A Professional Website On Your Own Using Web Templates

Free Traffic Exchanges are King

How Traffic Exchange Sites Work

Making Targeted Traffic Work for You

Build websites easier with premade templates

Google Wants To Help You Succeed

Listed Websites Affect Rankings

 

Family Holidays
Happy New Year

Happy Easter

Mothers

Mother's Day Word Scramble Search Puzzle

Mother's Lessons

Father's Day

What Makes A Dad

Father's Day Contest Story - a2000greetings

Father's Day Celebration

Memorial Day Dedication Page

4th Of July or July 4th Celebration

Valentine's Day

Valentines Day Fun

 

With a pinch of the luck of the Irish and hug.
shamrock - pot of gold
Happy St Patrick's Day
Four-Leaf Clover Fun & Info.
An Irish Friendship Wish
The National Anthem of the Republic of Ireland & Irish National Anthem Gaelic
St. Patrick's Day Word Search Puzzle Free
St. Patrick's Day Child Maze Printable(Free)

 

Thanksgiving

Thanksgiving Word Search Printable {Free}

Labor Day

Labor in America

Santa's Comming To Town

Welcome to a Merry Christmas and Happy Holiday!

A Christmas to enjoy

Welcome to the Christmas Time - Animated Wallpaper

Halloween Fun Scare(Our Other Site)

Halloween Boo

Halloween Puzzles

Halloween Things

 

Spirit Pages
Garden Of Friendship

Nine Lives Of Friendship Gof

Friends Without Faces

Website Guardian Angel Our a2000greetings website guardian angel came out looking like my mom.
Angels Of The Garden

Heart -N- Soul

WOSIB

Our WOSIB 2008 Anniversary Page One

Our WOSIB 2008 Anniversary Page Two Adoptions for Us

 

mail
Webmail

card
a2000greetings Fun Free Professional and Customizable E -mail Cards

Action Figures2

Action Figures and Bobble Heads

Mobile Phones

Greeting Card Software

Pheromones

Harry Potter Gifts

Toy Sale

Poster Prints & Custom Framing

 

 

Community
Welcome to a2000greetings Community Forum - Index

Top 12 Things Not To Say To A Cop

Father's Day Contest Story

Golden Retriever Irish Setter Magic

Bald Eagle Americas National Emblem

My Health And Exercise

Jack Swilling Lieutenant

Louisiana Christmas

Touch My Heart

Yoga Benefits

 

Web Directories
Search Engine Web Directory

 

Website
Webmaster Resources & WEBSITE BUILDING

Webmasters Tech resources easy webmaster solutions

Resources for Webmasters at a2000greetings

Website Earnings

My IP unique ID Address IP Number

Traffic Exhanges

Webmaster Website Tools

Keywords Information For Webmaster at a2000greetings

Search All Website Search Ideas Search Articles

Color Chart is popular with web developers

Leverage Browser Caching Positive Company Branding

Make 3D Headings and Banners Free

Web Site Building at a2000greetings

Web Site Hosting For Less

Java Scripts

Your web site links

Easy Banner Web Site Ad Rotator

Banner Add Our Banner

Banners(TopSite~Vote)

Plug your site at a2000greetings

People Friends and Affiliates

Webrings

Web Site Webring 2

WEBSITE CONTENT

Free Website Content Page 1

Things for your site Page 2

More Free Content For Websites Page 3

Our Web Site Templates Store

More Business and Finance Website Templates Flash Templates

Animal & Pet Flash Templates

Art Templates

Books & Literature Templates

Art Results

Computer Help

Twas The Byte Before Christmas

Credits And Thank You

Revolution Studio & Dreamcard
Palmdevice

Adland

 

Guest Book

 

PRODUCTS
MPEG Encoder Ultimate

Make your own Cards software

Organizer Planner Software, & Ebooks

 

Quantcast for a2000greetings Report

Moz Rank 5.5M a2000greetings SEMrush Rank 9.9M (Last Checked)

WOT Scorecard

Webstatsdomain for a2000greetings 100/100 Web Reputation for a2000greetings is 100/100

Our Web Safety Results / McAfee Site Advisor

Norton-Secured.png

URL Trend Report ~ a2000greetings Alexa Global Rank 7,526,911 last checked


Add Us To your site. Thank You. Use and Refer a2000greetings

 

Add To Favorites / Bookmark Us

Majon safe web site Safe Surf Rating for a2000greetings. Certification Child Safe For Web Design and Developers

Enjoy your stay. Best wishes, and we hope you discover a beautiful day, and smooth sailing throughout!
Designed: By Susan an a2000greetings brand.
Our Brands Halloween Fun Scare International Haunted House | Add Babies | Susan Flory | Webhost-Websites | Our Holiday Site

Susan Flory
Photo Susan Flory
Website Design, Content Creation, Web Development, Implementing Custom Made API To The Web Interface, Engaging Customers, Creating Valuable Content, Popularizing Websites, Exclusive Marketing, Internet Marketer, Advertising, Public Relations, Promotional Services, Value, Branding, Products, Services, Author, Editor, Web Designer, + Ghostwriter
a2000greetings
A2000greetings Multi Functional Eclectic Web Portal
P.O. Box817076
Hollywood, Florida 33081
USA
a2000greetings is an SSL Certificate Secure Site. Our web site is verified and validated with a World High Assurance Certification Authority. SSL Certificate Positive SSL A2000greetings Trust Certificate
SSL Secure SSL Report: www.a2000greetings.com (198.38.82.143)

 

Legal Go To The Top Of The Page / Home rosei parrot
"May your day have smooth sailing!"