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A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses.She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!" After a few seconds, Little Davie stood up.
The teacher said,
"Do you think you're stupid, Little Davie?" "No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!">
Are You Kathlick?
Three little boys were concerned
because they couldn't get anyone to play with them.
They decided it was because they had not been baptized
and didn't go to Sunday School.
So they went to the nearest church.
Only the janitor was there.
One little boy said,
"We need to be baptized
because no one will come out and play with us.
Will you baptize us?"
"Sure," said the janitor.
He took them into the bathroom
and dunked their little heads in the toilet bowl one at a time.
Then he said, "You are now baptized!".
"When they got outside,
one of them asked,
"What religion do you think we are?"
The oldest one said,
"We're not Kathlick, .because they pour the water on you."
"We're not Babtis, .because they dunk all of you in the water."
"We're not Methdiss, ......because they just sprinkle water on you."
The littlest one said,
"Didn't you smell that water!"
They all joined in asking,
"Yeah! What do you think that means?"
"I think it means we're Pisscopailians." ~ haha ~
A magician worked on a cruise ship. The audience was different each week so the magician did the same tricks over and over again. There was only one problem: the captain's parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the magician did every trick.
Once the parrot understood the tricks, he started shouting in the middle of the show. "Look, it's not the same hat!" or, "Look, he's hiding the flowers under the table!" or, "Hey, why are all the cards the ace of spades?" The magician was furious, but couldn't do anything. It was,after all, the captain's parrot.
Then one stormy night on the Pacific, the ship unfortunately sank, drowning almost all who were on board. The magician luckily found himself on a piece of wood floating in the middle of the sea with, as fate would have it, the parrot.
They stared at each other with hatred but did not utter a word. This went on for a day... and then 2 days... and then 3 days. Finally, on the 4th day, the parrot could not hold it back any longer and said, "OK, I give up. Where's the ship?"
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