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Computer infoscrolling

TWAS THE BYTE BEFORE CHRISTMAS

Twas the byte before Christmas, and all through the house
Not a user was using, not even a mouse
The programs were hung from the bugs in their code,
in hopes that a guru would soon cure their woes.
the data were nestled all snug in their beds
While versions of software danced in their heads
The boss dimmed the lights as I locked my desk
a couple of days off and a well deserved rest.
Then all of a sudden there came such a clatter
I sprang from my chair to see what was the matter
away to the processor I flew like a flash
What a terrible sound..like a massive headcrash
The lights were blinking and beaming aglow
the hardcopy printout said "Let service know"
and what to my wandering eyes should appear
on a silicon wafer.. a field engineer
a little device drivr so lively and quick
I knew in a moment, it must be St. Chip
More rapid than Macro, his curser insane
he whistled and shouted like a video game
to the top of the registers, the bottom of core!
run diagnostics and see what they store
as memory leaves when electricity files
the "Rep" cracked a smile and loosened his tie
He was chubby and plump--said the place was a wreck
and I laughed when I saw him (in spite of high-tech)
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head
soon gave me to know, I had nothing to dread
he was dressed from his head to his feet in a suit,
his breifcase was heavy with tools to re-boot
with bundles of bits bulging out of his slacks
he spoke not a word, but straight to his work
re-seated PC boards, then turned with a smirk
Hit return with his finger and said "here it goes"
and giving a nod, into the CRT he dove
But I heard him exclaim, 'ere leaving the sight
Restore the data, and all will be right"

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